The Hate Crusade

From wizards to vamps. Hot, sexy, dirty vamps. 

4 days until the season two premiere of True Blood. I’m thirsty.

Here’s most of the primary cast at a photocall today. Aren’t they hot? And most of them have been naked on the show. Yum. 

Anna Paquin (Sookie) and Stephen Moyer (Bill) are dating in real-life too. Lucky bitches.

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B

A month and five days.

Can you stand the wait?

I can’t, but for Harry Potter, I will endure. Oliver and James Phelses (Fred and George), Tom Felton (Draco), and Bonnie Wright French (Ginny) were in Paris yesterday for a photo call for the 6th film, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Wish the Trio were there. You know the trio. So much better than Twilight’s trio. Much better. 

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B

EXCLUSIVE***** THE HATE CRUSADE HAS IT FIRST:

So Asher Book (from boy band V Factory) and Kay Panabaker (from…?) play a couple in their new film, which is a remake of the 80’ cult classic Fame, and now apparently are a couple in real-life.

Sources say they’ve been dating since filming. Weird thing is all the film’s PR people want this information known and printed wherever. Want any rumors, gossip, or anything out there. Even scoop about their first kiss. Weird? You be the judge.

Anway, she’s nasty. She matches her hair to her dress. At. Every. Event. Enough said. He’s too hot for her. Then again, he does wear dog tags. Yuck.

Question of the week: Is Demi Lovato dating Trace Cyrus?

My hunch is absolutely not. I can’t wrap myself around the fact that Demi, who seems to be completely anti-media, would be so open about her relationship. No, she has not come out and admitted to dating Trace, but homegirl is well aware that they stalk her Twitter like white on rice. Now why would she be okay with sending love tweets to Trace when the world is watching? Because it’s all for attention. Just look around, every gossip site is posting about the Demi-Trace rumors. Oceanup was even yelled at by readers for choosing to NOT post about it. Let’s face it, Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus are not big time stars by any means, but they have one thing in common: Miley Cyrus. Miley mania is in full swing and who better to take advantage of that than her “brudder” and her BFF. It’s all too perfect if you ask me. The older rocker brother, the 16-year old wanna-be rocker Disney girl. Hello scandal! She may only be 16, but she still knows how to bring the dramz. I think they are all LOLing at how they fooled the media. Even Miley is getting in on the action. (“ im with @ddlovato be jealous @tracecyrus.”) I mean, how convenient is it that this little love match starts just as Demi’s album is dropping next month and Trace will be touring with Miley in the fall? I smell a fake.

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As much as I love entertainment and pop culture, I equally covet fashion. What can I say? I have a lot of time on my hands to balance these many interests/ obsessions. I’m always checking gossip sites to see what starlets are wearing what and not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty in the know about designers and their collections.

S is also into fashion and when we interned together (how this beautiful friendshio started) we easily were THE best dressed people in the office. TRUST. I mean, it’s not hard when everyone else wears jeans and sweatpants every day, but still, we rocked it. We decided to make another set of lists, this time on our fashion faves.

1. Ashley Olsen- I love both of the Olsens’ style, but Ashley has always been my fav. She kills it on the  red carpet every time and I covet her fashion line, The Row, as well as Elizabeth and James. She’s sleek, polished, sophisticated, yet still retains a touch of youthful playfulness.

2. Sienna Miller- I love this homewreckin’ slut. She may not always get it right, but she always keeps it interesting. She started the boho trend, which I love and is always testing the boundaries of fashion. She was a more than worthy choice to play the fashion icon Edie Sedgwick.

3. Nicole Richie- Remember when she was Paris Hilton’s BFF, had four different colors in her hair simultaneously and wore Ed Hardy? It hurts me to remember, but I totally forgive her because she is an icon now. Whether she’s on the red carpet or just running errands, she’s always doing it in style. She’s on top of trends, but never falls victim to them and is totally adorable.

4. Rachel Bilson-Is there anyone on this planet who does not just adore her? She is too likable for her own good. Anywho, girl can rock a cute frock and is there any color she doesn’t look fantastic in? There’s a reason why she was chosen by InStyle to write a monthly fashion column.

5. Cameron Diaz - This is a bit of a out of left field choice for me, but I think this girl has an amazing sense of self and style. She always looks great and rocks the casual chic look better than anyone. She mixes it up with colors, fabrics and trends and always looks like she’s having a good time, not taking anything too seriously.

Now that B has made you well aware of her “top five men of the moment” I thought it would only be fair for me to follow suit. I have a history of going for the underdog and that is why my number one would be none other than

1. Sterling Knight - or as I like to call him, Ster Ster. I have transcribed numerous interviews with him and let me tell you, his personality is top notch. Who said I was shallow? Yeah, that’s right. While Zac Efron was flipping his golden locks in 17 Again I was swooning over the boy taped to the toilet. The nerd always has my heart. And although it pains me to admit this, i’ll even watch Sonny With A Chance to catch my boy playing cocky bad boy Chad Dylan Cooper. He brings good acting to Disney. Gotta love it. I’m convinced we are getting married.

2. Adam Brody - Good old Seth Cohen. Who DOESN’T love an adorable loser every now and then? Even though he hasn’t done a movie since In The Land of Women (did anyone even see that?) he is always on my radar. He’s tall, skinny and dated Rachel Bilson. Nothing short of perfection.

3. Michael Cera - Are you sensing a theme here? Once again, the dorky guy. Although he is completely type-casted I can’t get enough of his awkward boy bit. He’s like ugly-cute. Actually, he is more ugly than cute, but he just has that certain something that makes me want him. BAD.

4. Joseph Gordon Levitt - Oh look, me and B can agree on this guy. But really who couldn’t agree on this guy? and as she pointed out, I did run into him on the streets of New York City with pics to prove it. BE JEALOUS. I DARE you to find one bad picture of him. I’ve tried. Trust me, it’s not happening. He was everyone’s favorite loser who gets the girl in 10 Things I Hate About You and as B pointed out he has some big movies this summer. Let’s hope he’s the next big thing because although he will always be hot, his biological clock is ticking. He is sailing past the golden age of stardom. I’m rooting for you, Joe.

5. Justin Long - He’s a Mac. I get secretly excited every time the commercial comes on. Accepted, He’s Just Not That Into You, Herbie, Jeepers Creepers, Dodgeball, just to name a few of the movies he’s been in. He dates my fav, Drew Barrymore. He’s the adorably awkward guy. Loves it.

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Oh. My. Jude Law is hot again. Amen.

Doesn’t he look great? Remember when he was “the next big thing” after Cold Mountain and he was dating Sienna Miller? Then came Nannygate to destroy his reputation and bring him back to reality.

But this, this is a good sign.

Yes. Anton Yelchin. Again. I just cannot get over it. He’s 20, my age, and dressing like that? LOVE it. That’s my biggest complaint abouts guys my age. They dress like shit. It wouldn’t kill you to put an extra five minutes of thought into your appearance in the morning.

You can tell Anton does. The suit is tailored to perfection and a great color. Shoes and tie match. He cares about how he looks, but doesn’t look like he’s trying hard. Not many 20 year-olds could get away with this and he does it with confidence. He’s got it and Hollywood knows it. He’s going to be huge. I. Cannot. Wait.

So word on the street, or at least on Twitter, is that Demi Lovato is dating Miley Cyrus’ older brother, Trace Cyrus, who is also the lead singer of the band Metrostation.

First, I despise Demi Lovato. She’s an obnoxious, conceited, wanna-be punk princess who thinks she’s hot shit. You were on Barney and now you’re the star of Sonny With a Chance. Sit down. When she was at Bamboozle in May, she had a clear “better-than-thou” attitude and kept saying how this is her scene, her people. Ugh, gag me. Just because you were in Camp Rock doesn’t mean you are actually rock n’ roll, hon.

If they are together all the power to them, I don’t really care, but tweens will eat this shiz up. Here’s some of their “cute” tweets back and forth:

Ah, summer movie season. It’s my favorite time of year. Summer is my nerd nirvana, where I can stew in darkness with all my fellow geeks as a plethora of not necessarily good, but entertaining as all hell movies hit theaters weekend after weekend. Here’s what I’ve seen so far with a very vague and quick review for each:

X-Men Origins: Wolverine — Disappoinment. I love Hugh Jackman, but the story was severely lacking and the actors involved deserved better material. Also, not enough screen time for each mutant (newbie hottie Taylor Kitsch only got seven minutes of screentime to try and garner a Gambit spinoff). Ryan Reynolds stole the show as Deadpool and secured his own spinoff.

Star Trek— I am by no means a Trekkie. Haven’t seen a single episode, yet I know the history. Who doesn’t? That doesn’t matter, because I LOVED this movie. It was everything a summer movie is supposed to be: Entertaining, action-packed, vibrant and just fun as fuck. Great acting all around from Pine’s hilarious take on Capt. Kirk and Quinto’s captive spin on Spock. My new crush Anton Yelchin also makes an impression as the thick accented Russian Chekov. Boy is finnnne. And articulate. Unheard of in Hollywood.

Terminator: Salvation— Another reboot of a franchise I was unfamiliar with. I never saw T1 or T2 (I don’t count T3 because, well, because I don’t think anyone does), but I know the backstory of this as well. John Connor is the savior against the machines and Ah-nold is THE  terminator. I didn’t think I would like this movie, but I friggin’ loved it. Very dark and gritty, action-packed with great acting. Newcomer Sam Worthington owned Christian Bale as the cyborg who doesn’t know he’s a cyborg, Marcus. He was  intense, fascinating and was the most human character in the film. Yelchin pops up in this movie too, as Kyle Reese, John’s dad who is younger than John as this point because in the future John will send Kyle back to protect his mom, Sarah Connor. Sounds more confusing than it actually is. Anton does a great job portraying a sarcasticly tough teenager who’s known nothing but war and death since he was born.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: Surprise, didn’t see the original of this either, but I can guesstimate what happened in it. This really isn’t my cup of tea, but I’m not really their target demographic. Kids will love it and there were some bright points, like Jonah Hill showing up as a museum security guard named Brandon, but pronounced Brun-don. Look for a Jonas Brothers cameo as three singing cupids. Cute?

Movies I desperately want to see the rest of this summer:

The Hangover, The Proposal, Year One, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, 500 Days of Summer, Public Enemies, Funny People & more. As you can see I’m a summer movie junkie.

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B

Rumors are running rampant amongst the Twi-freaks (I feel like every piece of news lately relates to Twilight. Sigh) that Harry Potter’s evil hotness that is Tom Felton ,a.k.a Draco Malfoy, is being tapped to play baddie vamp Riley in the series third installment, Eclipse.

I would love some more TFeltz in my life, but isn’t this a downgrade? I mean you’re friggin’ Draco Malfoy!!! Trading in a wand for fangs, wait, not even because Twilight’s vamps don’t have fangs, but they sparkle in sunlight! Wand for sparkle? FAIL.

Tom is doing nothing but fuel the rumors through his Twitter account:

keep getting asked if i’m being cast as Riley in Twilight! I’ll let you all know if so!!!

5:06 PM Jun 2nd from web

LOVE HER. Isn’t she just lovely? Like you feel like you know her, but you don’t. Did you know she’s going to Brown University next fall? And can you believe it’s only a little over a month left until Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince comes out, so maybe all those annoying twi-hards can see what good storytelling AND good filmmaking actually looks like? Am I a dreamer? Obviously, because I guarantee next year’s MTV Movie Awards will once again be the Twilight show and that hot mess of a movie New Moon will win best picture. TRUST. Back on topic, Emma looks divine in Rodarte. That’s all. x0. B

So S & I were texting this morning, while I was enjoying my first of many cans of Diet Coke, and we decided to let you, our gentle readers, know our taste in boys. We love them and we love to argue over our different tastes (S likes ‘em ugly a.k.a. Sterling. ‘nuff said.) Without further ado, here is my CURRENT top five, which seems to change on a daily basis.

1. Sam Worthington- Pictured above, Sam is the hottest thing to ever come out of Australia. He just starred in Terminator: Salvation, where he stole the show from Christian Bale, and is considered to be the next big thing in Hollywood, starring in James Cameron’s highly anticipated Avatar, coming out during the holiday season. He’s ruggedly handsome and all man. QUIVER.

2. Shia LaBeouf- I don’t know what it is, but he is always on my top five. He’s sarcastic, adorable, fucks up a lot and owns up to it. I love the way he dresses, on the red carpet and out and about. Plus he was on Even Stevens. Out of all the guys on my list, he is the one I would totally date, not just…well, you know. He’s the best actor of our generation, but doesn’t give a shit about that title. Just wants to make good movies. LOVE.

3. Zac Efron- I know, could I be anymore generic? But, I mean, just look at him. The hair. The body. The smile. The eyes. He’s fucking perfect, but not conceited. He wears a white t, faded jeans and beanie better than any other in Hollyweird. He’s a star worthy of his hype. Just look at the way he was able to laugh at himself when getting ragged on at the MTV Movie Awards. Class act. Look at the way RPattz handled himself. Rob, are you taking notes?

4. Anton Yelchin- He was in my two fave summer movies so far (more on those later. I live for summer movie season), Star Trek and Terminator and he’s cute as hell. He’s the younger version of Shia LaBeouf and me likey. He’s extremely articulate and not into the bullshit that so many his age, 20, are. He’ll be giving Shia a run for his money soon when they are both going for the same projects. 

5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt- My Indie movie fave. He’s just adorkable and I’m extremely jealous that S met him on the street of NYC. Lucky bitch. He’s got the acting chops and an adorable smile, now all he need is a breakout role. He’s got two movies out this summer, 500 days of Summer and G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. I’m praying for G.I. Joe to make big money so I get more pap shots of this cutie. 

So those are my current top five, I didn’t include my all-timers, the guys that will always occupy a piece of my black, fickle heart. Those would include Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig, David Beckham and more. I kid you not, I used to have over 30 pictures of Depp in my room and would carry one in my wallet. Forgive me. 

Look for S’ list soon!

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B

Confession: True Blood is my guilty pleasure. No, more than that. It’s my addiction when Lost and Gossip Girl brutally rebuff me and go on hiatus.

And it’s hotter. Much. Hotter. There’s vamp sex, blood drinking, cursing, just bat shit crazy happenings that would make the FCC shit its pants. But it’s on HBO so it’s safe.

Season 2 starts June 14 and I actually have that shit marked on my calendar. I’m dying for Jason’s mandatory naked scene in each episode. I’m eagerly anticipating the Eric-Sookie-Bill love triangle. I lean towards Team Eric in the books, but the show, I love me some Stephen Moyer. And he and Anna make a hot couple.

Screw the Twilight love triangle. I am so over that shiz. I love me some vampires, but the Twi-hards have taken fan craziness to the next level. It’s pathetic. Plus, True Blood won’t give you blue balls. It’s not a tease.

Anyway, if you don’t watch the show, get sucked in now (you get it right? Right?!) 

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B

P.S. sorry for the lack of updates. S & I are some busy bitches. Deal.